Couples Apart
Middle age is that time of life when a man will let his wife go anywhere as long as she doesn’t insist on his coming along.
Really Fast
Forget about jets, racing cars, and speed boats. Nothing goes as fast as middle age.
Sinning in Middle Age
Middle age is when you have two temptations—and you choose the one that will get you home by nine. –Ronald Reagan
The Impossible Years
Middle age is that difficult period between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself.
Finding the Action
Middle age is when you try to find out where the action is so you can go someplace else. –Patricia Leimbach