Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man try to wrap a Christmas present.
A wolf is a guy who whistles while he lurks.
A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.
Rest assured that God knows that the best of men are but men at their best.
The measure of a man: he is the size of the thing it takes to get his goat.
Behind every successful man in the world is a woman who couldn’t be more surprised.
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
A love of heaven makes a man heavenly.
The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills, and wills.
Big men became big by doing what they didn’t want to when they didn’t want to do it.
Men, not things, get into God’s way.
You can depend upon fat men–they’ll never stoop to anything low.
Satan covets a tired man and uses him; God rests a tired man and inspires him.
A bachelor is a rolling stone that gathers no boss.
Man is an able creature, but he has made over thirty-five thousand laws and hasn’t yet improved on the Ten Commandments.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
You can always tell an informed man–his ideas are the same as yours.
Men are the only people on earth who think they have more sense than women.
Any man who cares for only one thing, whatever it is, is dangerous.
All gentlemen are men, but not all men are gentlemen.
It isn’t fair–girl’s best friend is a diamond–man’s best friend is a dog.
To measure a man, note the height of his ideals, the depth of his convictions, the breadth of his sympathies, and the lengths of his sacrifices.
We do not need methods or more money; we need better men.
There is only one way to be a gentleman–there are hundreds of ways not to be.
Lipstick on the collar can be more dangerous than lipstick on the lip.
A good business man is a gambler without gambling instinct.
If a man wants his dreams to come true, he must wake up.
If a man takes his hat off in an elevator, it means he either has good manners or hair.
The difference between most men is little enough–but that little makes the difference.
The world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
Only those who have questions about their manhood must prove that they are men.
This country has turned out some great men, and there are quite a few others not so great that it ought to turn out.
In the good ole days a man would go around with notches in his gun handle instead of his fenders.
No man ever told a woman she talked too much when she was telling him how wonderful he is.