Health: Good humor is the health of the soul.
Remember when no medicine was any good unless it tasted terrible?
Never argue with a doctor; he has inside information.
Just when we learn to take things with a grain of salt, the doctor puts us on a salt-free diet.
A prune is a plum that did not take care of itself.
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
If you look like your passport photo—you need the trip.
If you’re tired of reading about the evils of smoking—give up either reading or smoking.
Tired jogger’s prayer: “Give us this day our daily breath.”
Miracle drugs are nothing new—Moses had two tablets that could cure the world’s ills.
A sickly saint often resembles a healthy hypocrite.
You never know the worst when visiting the doctor until you get the bill.
To be healthy one must have a happy mind.
Happiness and health go together. It’s the surly bird that catches the germ.
The relative value and importance of health and wealth always depends on which you have lost.
Use, don’t abuse, your vacation. Health is essential to success.
A bad cold can either be positive or negative—sometimes the eyes have it and sometimes the nose.