Gambling is stealing by mutual consent.
The braver the bird, the fatter the cat.
A gambler is not getting something for nothing but giving much for nothing.
Discontentment is the penalty we pay for betting on race horses instead of cows.
A race track is the only place to find windows that clean people.
A man went to a horse race to make a “mental bet” and lost his mind.
The easiest way to improve your luck is to stop betting.