Family happiness is homemade.
A small girl described her small brother as “my next to skin.”
A bachelor is lucky—he can make a mistake and never know it.
Every successful rich man has a wife in back of him spending his money.
Grandparents are so simple that all grandchildren can control them.
Heredity is something people believe in if they have a bright child.
Thank God for fathers who not only gave us life but also taught us how to live.
Some people have the first part of their lives ruined by their parents and the second half by their children.
If your ancestors hung in trees, they probably hung by their necks rather than their tails.
When the devil brings up your past, bring up his future.
Your choice: family altar, or Satan will alter your family.
Never judge a man by his relatives. He did not choose them.
A grandmother is a baby-sitter who watches kids instead of TV.
Spend time, not money, on your children.
By the time a family pays for a home in the suburbs, it isn’t.
The family that smokes together chokes together.
In-laws are often as bad as outlaws.
Don’t brag about your ancestors—give your descendants something to brag about.
When your ship comes in, it will perhaps be loaded with your relatives.
Speaking of trade relations, almost everyone would like to.
The passing years makes youngsters ponder why Dad get grayer and Mom gets blonder.
The way of the transgressor is hard—upon his family.