Driving a car is like playing baseball; it’s the number of times you make it home safely that counts.
Autos did away with horses; now the autos seem to try and do away with people.
The best thinkers on their feet are pedestrians.
Often the more horsepower in the car, the less horse sense in the driver.
The slower the mentality, the faster the driver.
It is better to be patient on the road than to be a patient in the hospital.
The worst wheel on the car makes the most noise.
The upkeep of a car doesn’t worry one most—it’s the possible turnover.
Two finishes for automobiles: lacquer and liquor.
A careful driver is one who just saw the driver ahead of him get a traffic ticket.
Freeway drinking is like a shower or bath—one wrong turn and you are in hot water.
It seems that our road manners become more crude as our gasoline becomes more refined.
If your wife wants to drive, don’t stand in the way.
Some people learn the traffic rules by accident.
To speed is human—to get caught is a fine.
Pedestrians should be seen and not hurt.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out a traffic jam.
What happens to the people who fail their driving tests? They become parking lot attendants.
The way people drive, it’s just an accident if you can get anywhere without an accident.
One way to make people slow down in their driving is to call it work.
It is safer to limit your speed than to speed your limit.
Drive carefully around the children—we value our tax deductions.
Whether it’s on the road or in an argument, when you see red, stop.
Drive so that your driver’s license will expire before you do.
It’s better to step on the brake and be laughed at than to push the gas and be cried over.
A good driver isn’t only able to obey the traffic rules but to dodge those who don’t.
The driver who burns up the road often lands in the cooler.
What this country needs is a car that will go no faster than its driver can think.
Radar spelled backwards is radar—they get you going and coming.
You can tell Americans trust in God by the way they drive.
Law gives the pedestrian the right of way but makes no provision for flowers.
A motorist is a man who after seeing an accident drives carefully for several blocks.
One of the best automobile insurance policies is a Sunday afternoon nap.
For that tired, run-down feeling, try jaywalking.
If you have plans for tomorrow—drive safely today.
With all the vacation travel on the road, it’s a good idea to drive with fender loving care.
One must be a speed reader these days if he expects to get the right exit off the freeway.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and don’t understand in the one ahead.
A steering committee: four persons trying to park a car.
A gas-saving device: ignition keys that don’t fit.
Some motorists are in such a hurry to get into the next county that they go right on into the next world.
The car to watch is the car behind the car in front of you.
The cause of most traffic accidents is high HP and low IQ.
Men still die with their boots on—on the accelerator.
It is dangerous to drive in a fog, especially if it’s mental.
Racing through traffic could result in limping through life.
Men no longer leave footprints on the sands of time—just tire tracks.
Always drive as if your family were in the other car.
Even some of the best-running cars have jerks in them.
The pioneers who blazed the trails now have descendants who burn up the roads.
Always drive as if the police were following you.
Drive carefully—it’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
Quite frequently, he who goes too fast gets there not only too late—but not at all.
Drive carefully in heavy traffic—the cars are being stacked against you.
A reckless driver is usually not wreckless for long.
When you drive, keep in mind the cost of replacing your car.
More accidents are caused by pickled drivers than traffic jams.
Drive defensively—pass up higher gas pumps.
Many a tombstone is carved by chiseling in traffic.