Diet: The triumph of mind over platter.
The best way to lose weight is to eat everything you don’t like.
Many a person has dug his own grave with his fork.
Suppers have slain as many as the sword.
The best way to lose weight—don’t talk about it. Keep your mouth shut.
The reason some people are overweight is because there are times when they just go starch-craving mad.
Don’t wail on the scale if you cheat when you eat.
The successful diet is based on eating more and more of less and less.
For most of us a diet is a brief period of starvation followed by immediate gain in weight.
A girdle is used to keep figures from telling the truth.
For compulsive snackers—a cookie jar with childproof caps.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
The minutes at the table will not make you fat but the seconds will.
It pays to count calories. You may not lose much weight, but you will improve your arithmetic.
A new Chinese diet—eat all you can, but use only one chopstick.
Strange that three square meals make round people.
Best advice to a dieter—no thyself.
Taste makes waist.
America has more to eat than any country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it.
You never realize what a poor loser you are until you try dieting.
The problem I have with diets are the first three letters.
Overeating will make you thick on your stomach.
Counting calories has become for a lot of people just a weight of life.
What to do with your weight—pull it, but don’t throw it around.
Self-control is needed these days in the supermarket.
The most fattening thing you can put into your food is your spoon.
One main reason for keeping one’s diet—high school reunions.
Middle-age spread—too many nights around the table.
Health clubs make a fortune at our expanse.
If exercises remove fat, how come there are so many double chins.
The trouble with what melts in your mouth is the way it bulges in front of the mirror.
Overeating is the destiny that ends our shapes.
Overeating can easily give you a shape like a figure ate.