Look Again
If everything is coming your way, you must be in the wrong lane.
Serendipity
Even a blind hog occasionally turns up an acorn.
You Must Do Your Own Thing
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but the light bulb must really want to change.
Sometimes There Is Justice
In Czechoslavakia, Vera Czermak of Prague discovered her husband was cheating on her. She contemplated both murder and suicide, and chose the latter, blindly leaping out of her third-story window. She incurred only minor injuries, however, because she landed on her husband in the street below, killing him.