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Chance

Posted on December 28, 2022April 29, 2023 by Alan Holden
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Look Again

If everything is coming your way, you must be in the wrong lane.

Serendipity

Even a blind hog occasionally turns up an acorn.

You Must Do Your Own Thing

Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but the light bulb must really want to change.

Sometimes There Is Justice

In Czechoslavakia, Vera Czermak of Prague discovered her husband was cheating on her. She contemplated both murder and suicide, and chose the latter, blindly leaping out of her third-story window. She incurred only minor injuries, however, because she landed on her husband in the street below, killing him.

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